Meditate like Batman

Focus and relaxation in intense situations are two of the key elements of being the Dark Knight. There are many techniques that Master Wayne uses to enhance his abilities like exercise and supplements, but one that is never mentioned(but just as important) is meditation. Meditation is extremely popular these days because more and more studies are showing that it helps in all kinds of mental fluidity. I guarantee you that by learning to meditate you will be able to make strides in many other aspects of life.

"Relaxed but ever-alert."

1. Find a quiet place. For many people this will be your room. Or perhaps a bathroom in your house. Silence is key, especially when your starting out so that you won't get distracted from your mediation and tempted to open your eyes. Due to the essential silence many experts suggest doing meditation early in the morning. Not only is your house asleep but the outside is still sleeping as well, so you'll be able to get an all around "hush".

2. Breath. Breathing gives you something to focus on when meditating. Breath in and out. Some people say that imagining a bag inflating and deflating helps them focus on their breathing, personally I try to think of nothing and focus on the way my body feels and relax as much as possible.

3. Don't think. Try not to think about ANYTHING while meditating if you do it'll defeat the whole point of the activity. Meditation is all about relaxation and focus. If your thinking your distracting your mind from total relaxation and will probably lose track of your breathing.

4. Practice 30 minutes per day. Batman wasn't given powers, sure he had money but that's not how he got his skills. As Christopher Nolan (the director of the latest Batman trilogy) said "He's just a guy who does a lot of push ups." Meditation takes practice to master, studies have actually shown that people who have practiced meditation for extended periods of time have actually shown a change in their physical brain, displaying a larger amount of gray matter in regions associated with learning and memory processes, emotion regulation, self-referential processing, and perspective taking. Meditation is quickly coming to be known as the top brain strengthening activity that an individual can do. With time you'll be just as focused as the bat.

Christian Grey is like Batman!

Due to the explosion of orgasmic girl hype over the new trailer for 50 Shades of Grey I took an interest into the main character Christian Grey and why women drool over this motherfucker. It just so happens I found striking similarities with iconic icon of badassness......Batman.

Who is Christian Grey?

This Nigga.........

Christian Grey is the main character in the soon to be chick-erotica-flick-book adaptation movie Fifty Shades of Grey. You've probably heard of this book before because everyone fucking has! From it's 2011 electronic book debut(who knew electronic books sell when we have *cough* *cough* torrents and google) it has become a freaking pop culture staple, making not only teenage girls but grown women go crazy reading it's pages. It's pages being littered with scenes of sexual alpha male sexy sex scenes with the highlight being Christian Grey.

Personally I am shocked by the novel's enormous success. First of all I didn't even know people still PAY for books these days. Second of all we live in a time where feminism is on the rise and powerful women are portrayed in a very positive light. Yet this BOOK trilogy has managed to become one of the  best selling book series of all time with it's pages being flooded with the main female character put into such submissive sexual situations and it's a book(not even an audio book).

I grew up learning that to get girls to like me I would have to treat them equally, but then this book shows up to fuck with my principles. It's obvious that I will never understand women.

Anyway, the alpha male in the novel probably wouldn't attract so many women if he didn't share so many characteristics with the infinitely awesome BATMAN:

• Christian Grey is mysterious. - Batman is like the most mysterious of all the superheroes....he fucking hides in the shadows.
• Christian Grey is handsome. - Have you seen Bruce Wayne? He looks like a Christian Grey(or Christian Grey looks like Batman).
• Christian Grey is extremely wealthy. - Batman has what we like to call imaginary wealth(so much money that he doesn't even no what money is).
• Christian Grey has a troubled childhood. - Batman is based off of a troubled childhood.

There laid out plain and simple. The defining characteristics of Batman and Christian Grey are EXACTLY the same. Actually it wouldn't be very far fetched to say that this is just another one of Bruce Wayne's hobbies....every so often he moves out of Gotham to be Christian Grey, another one of his identities, making 50 Shades of Grey just another Batman chronicle.

A Batman chronicle.....that's how I'll remember this book from now on.

Here's the trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey by the way. If I see some good reviews on it I'll probably go and watch it then read the book. 

P.S.You want to know how to enjoy a movie adaptation? DON'T read the book first.

This is a repost from my other blog: http://callmeguyfiction.blogspot.com/